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(Journey's "any way you want it"
playing)

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♪ ♪

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♪ all night, all night ♪

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♪ oh, every night ♪

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♪ so hold tight ♪

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♪ hold tight ♪

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♪ ooh, baby, hold tight ♪

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♪ she said any way you want it ♪

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♪ that's the way you need it ♪

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♪ any way you want it ♪

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♪ she said any way you want it ♪

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♪ that's the way you need it ♪

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♪ any way you want it. ♪

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-(applause, whooping)
-(Laughs)

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Commander Grayson, everybody.

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Come on,
how terrific is she, huh?

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That's just great.
All right, coming up next,

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we have
lieutenant commander bortus.

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-Where is bortus?
-I am bortus.

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John:
W-w-w-wai-wait.

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You actually sing?

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Well, get on up here, big guy.

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Let's show everybody
what you can do.

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-Good luck.
-Come on! -Yeah! -Whoo!

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(Whooping)

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Lieutenant Malloy
taught me this song.

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I will now sing it.

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(celine Dion's
"my heart will go on" begins)

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-Yeah!
-(Cheering)

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You will be silent!

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♪ ♪

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is this... is this happening?

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I-i...

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(Intro continues)

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-(Electronic beep) -Man
(Over comm): Bridge to captain.

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We're receiving
a high-priority message

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from admiral halsey
at union central.

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(Sighs):
Send it to the briefing room.

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I'm sorry to interrupt you
during your off hours.

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No, no. Your timing
was actually perfect.

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Are you familiar with
the navarian-bruidian conflict?

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Over lopovius? Sure.

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You might have
to refresh my memory.

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They're two races
who have been fighting over

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the planet lopovius forever.

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They each say
they colonized it first.

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They've got some bloody history,

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and they're
on the brink of war again--

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which would be a disaster,
because they're

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right on the border
of union space, and you can bet

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-they'll drag their allies
into it. -How can we help?

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An ancient artifact
has been discovered on lopovius.

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The bruidians and navarians

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have agreed to allow it
to be examined for residual DNA

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by a neutral
union archaeologist.

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If either species'
DNA signature is found,

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that race can lay claim
to the planet.

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I got to say,
that sounds kind of shaky.

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Do we really think the loser
will honor the agreement?

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I'm skeptical, too,
but that's what they say.

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They've agreed
to have the Orville host

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while they await the results.

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The artifact is currently
aboard the USS Olympia.

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You will rendezvous with her
in orbit of lopovius,

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where you'll take on board
a forensic archaeologist

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who will perform the tests.

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And the navarians and bruidians

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are each going to send
an ambassador and staff.

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Pretty combustible scenario.

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They loathe each other,
so be very careful.

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But that being said,
as long as they're there,

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we'd love you to take one last
run at informal peace talks.

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The best option would be
if they could share lopovius.

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Well, we'll do our best.

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(Sighs):
I know you will.

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♪ ♪

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what about accommodations?

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Remember, these guys
hate each other.

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I can put them on c and g decks
on opposite sides of the ship,

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which should lower the risk

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-of them running into each other
unsupervised. -Perfect.

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All right, let's
try not to screw this up.

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Gordon, set a course
for lopovius, and engage

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-quantum drive.
-Aye, sir.

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♪ ♪

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hard to believe
that little planet

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is the cause
of so much conflict.

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Shuttle bay reports the
archaeologist is arriving now.

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All right, let 'em know we're
on our way. What's his name?

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Alara: They're sending
a personnel file.

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-I'll let you know as soon as i
have it. -Send it to our comms.

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Aye, sir.

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(Gasps softly)

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Oh, my god.

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What is the matter?

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Aw...

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♪ ♪

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ensign Brooks,
put a hold on the shuttle.

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The shuttle just docked.

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(Quietly):
Crap.

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It's darulio.

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The guy she cheated with?

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The one with the stuff
coming out of his head?

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-How did you know about that?
-You told me.

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Oh. Yeah.

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Uh...

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That's him.

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That's our
forensic archaeologist.

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♪ ♪

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oh, my god.

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I can't believe this.
How-how is this happening?

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Yeah, I know. Awkward situation.

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I am so sorry.

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Look, I've been digging
on lopovius

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for the past six months.

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I just heard
on the way over here

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it was gonna be you guys.

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If I'd have had more time,
i would have recused myself.

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Well, I'm sorry
you didn't have more time.

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Look, ed...

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Can I call you ed? I...
We've never actually met.

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Well, you were screwing my wife
at the time,

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so I guess we all kind of
just forgot our manners.

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Oh, for god's sakes,
don't make this worse.

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No, no, no, kel, it's fine.

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He's entitled to his feelings

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and the space to express them.

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Look, can I just
cut through some of this?

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I think we can all agree

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that the end
of the bloodshed on lopovius

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would be a wonderful thing.

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And I think... that's bigger
than the three of us.

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I'm just saying...

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I'm here to work.

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What about you guys?

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(Ed takes deep breath)

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Fine.

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(Smacks lips)
Hey, hey, guys.

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Alara, show darulio here
to his stupid lab.

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-(Presses button repeatedly)
-Ed?

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-Were you just trying to shut
the doors? -No, I was not.

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I know what you're thinking, but
don't you even put this on me.

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(Chuckles): I cannot believe
you slept with that guy,

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-i really can't.
-Here we go. Is me apologizing

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for the 900th time
somehow gonna make a difference?

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Did you hear
what he said just now?

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He goes, he goes:
I am entitled to my feelings

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and the space to express them.

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My god, thank you
for lighting me on fire

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and then giving me permission
to be in pain.

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You know what? I really
don't like your tone right now.

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Oh, I'm sorry, kel,
are you uncomfortable? Are you?

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Well, you know what you
should do? You should...

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(Door whooshes open)

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(Chuckles):
Whoa. Top brass alert.

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Captain. Commander.

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-What's up?
-Hello.

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(Ed sighs)

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We should get some music
in these elevators, huh?

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A little soundtrack
to our lives.

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What do you think?

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Yeah. We'll look into it.

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Sweetness.

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You know, I got some playlists
i could send you.

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Oh, yeah, it closes for you.

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What do you want to do, ed?

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Is-is there anything to do?

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Is there another
forensic archaeologist

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specializing
in ancient lopovian pottery

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in this star system
who you haven't had sex with?

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No? Then I'll be fine.

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Yeah. You seem fine.

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(Door whooshes open)

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Your quarters are
right next to the lab.

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There's a food synthesizer in
there, and there are lab techs

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standing by
if you need anything.

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Amazing.

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So... you know Kelly and ed?

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Yeah. Yeah, I do.

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Did you guys, like,
go to school together...?

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Oh! Oh, man!
I am so sorry!

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No, no, it's my fault.
I'm an idiot.

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Yaphit, are you okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine. It's all good.

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What is all this stuff?

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It's nothing. Just some stuff.

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-Uh, hey, can I get
that back, please? -Hmm?

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Oh. I'm... so sorry.

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-Uh...
-Just put it anywhere, guy.

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(Chuckles): You don't have
to find my g-spot.

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There you go. Nice work.

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Okay, I'll see you guys later.

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And we're done
with all of his shots.

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-What a brave little guy you
are, topa. -Thank you, Dr. Finn.

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Bortus, will you be home
for dinner?

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I have already told you,

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we have an important
diplomatic assignment--

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-i must work late.
-Very well.

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We will just spend
another night by ourselves.

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-(Topa fussing)
-(Bortus sighs)

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-You guys having a rough time?
-All we do is fight.

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Klyden will not stop eating,
the child never sleeps,

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and we have not resumed
normal... relations.

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Why do people have babies?

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Well, the first year's tough.

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You guys'll find a rhythm.

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(Sighs)

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00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:16,782
Excuse me.
I hope I'm not interrupting.

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-Oh, my god.
-Dr. Claire Finn,

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-these are for you.
-Yaphit, I'm extremely busy.

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Look, I'm gonna go for broke--
I'm here to ask you out

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to dinner, and I'm not
gonna take no for an answer.

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Then we have a problem--

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because "no" is the only answer
i have for you.

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Well, let's see
if you still feel that way

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in five minutes.

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♪ Hey, little girl ♪

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♪ I wanna be your boyfriend ♪

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♪ sweet little girl ♪

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-yaphit.
-♪ I wanna be your boyfriend ♪

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yaphit, stop it right now.

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This is a medical facility,
and you are

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-way out of line. -Look,
just give me a chance, huh?

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I really care about you.

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I see how warm you are.

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I see what a good mother you are
to those awful boys.

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I see how smart and funny
and wise you are.

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And I...

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I love you.
Okay? I love you.

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Yaphit, the answer is no.

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00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,438
Look, you've been coming in here
for months pulling this crap.

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If it happens again,
I'm gonna submit

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a formal complaint.
Now go!

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All right.

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I had to give it my best shot.

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I won't bug you again.

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(Sniffs)

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00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,265
Oh, hey.

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00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,367
Hey.

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-I just wanted to check in
and see how it's going. -Oh.

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Really well so far.

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00:11:47,608 --> 00:11:50,108
The detail in these carvings
is really something.

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When do you think
you might have some information?

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Well, these scans will have
to be analyzed,

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and if we find any residual DNA,

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that'll have
to be cross-referenced

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against present-day samples
of both species, so... few days?

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00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:06,191
Sounds good.

249
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,095
You didn't have
to come all the way down here

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just to get a status update.

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(Sighs)

252
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,635
Okay, um...
I do have something to say.

253
00:12:16,637 --> 00:12:20,472
I really regret
what happened between us,

254
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,908
and it's never
gonna happen again.

255
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,409
I've put a lot of time

256
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,311
into rebuilding my relationship
with ed.

257
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,913
Oh, you two are back together?

258
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,481
No. Oh, god, no.

259
00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:31,783
He would never trust me
in that way again.

260
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,485
I meant as professionals.

261
00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:36,288
I just want to make it clear.

262
00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,657
Wha... wha-what are you doing?

263
00:12:38,659 --> 00:12:40,692
You just had a stray hair.

264
00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:43,195
Oh.

265
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,597
Thanks.

266
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:50,135
What's... different?

267
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,370
-You look great.
-I gave up sugar.

268
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,140
And I'm doing an hour
of headstand meditation a day.

269
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,708
-Really?
-Mm.

270
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,476
You can totally tell.

271
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,446
I mean, the whites of your eyes
are, like, super white.

272
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,148
Really makes your skin pop.

273
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,617
Oh, thanks.
It's all circulation, yeah.

274
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,152
And it really helps
with everything.

275
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:10,789
Mental focus, clarity,
you know, muscle tone.

276
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,290
Sex drive.

277
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,792
Yeah?

278
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,494
Oh, god, you know,
it is just so hard

279
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,463
to take care of yourself
on the ship.

280
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,800
It's, like,
where's the me time, you know?

281
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:25,237
Where is the you time?

282
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,548
Captain,
the bruidians have arrived,

283
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:39,084
and the navarians
are approaching.

284
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,819
However,
the shuttle bay is reporting

285
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,654
there is no one there
to receive them.

286
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:45,624
Kelly's supposed
to be down there. Where is she?

287
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:49,494
Internal scan shows her
in her quarters.

288
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,795
What the hell?

289
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,570
(Door chimes)

290
00:13:58,572 --> 00:14:00,405
(Sighs)

291
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,779
Kel?

292
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:10,015
(Kelly laughs)

293
00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,456
Kelly, the bruidian ambassadors

294
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,891
-are here, and there...
-(Kelly gasps)

295
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,993
Oh, no.

296
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,034
I...

297
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,835
(Sighs)

298
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,814
Ed, hang on.
I can explain.

299
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:45,317
I don't need it explained.
You're a sexual jihadist!

300
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,985
Lower your voice and calm down,
okay? I can explain.

301
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,753
Oh, am I yelling? Am I yelling?

302
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,289
Are you worried people are gonna
hear that you banged darulio

303
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,558
again when you were supposed
to be in the shuttle bay

304
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,894
preventing a war from starting?
Are you insane?!

305
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,629
Look, I thought
we talked about this, okay.

306
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,264
We can both see whoever we want,
isn't that what we agreed?

307
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,665
Oh, come on.
You're not gonna pretend

308
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,233
that that is not
completely out of bounds?

309
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,102
I like him, ed, okay?
I can't help it.

310
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,004
And guess what.
I have the right to like

311
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,173
-whoever I want.
-Oh, come on. You're not...

312
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:11,710
Whoa! We all have
to stop meeting like this.

313
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,114
(Ed sighs)

314
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,416
(Beeps)

315
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,918
(Kelly sighs)

316
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,953
So, did you have a chance
to talk to anyone

317
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,788
about getting music
in these elevators?

318
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,124
You know what, dann? Why don't
you make that your project, huh?

319
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,692
Why-why don't you look
into that?

320
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,861
Will do, cap'n.

321
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:32,063
(Elevator whirs to a stop,
doors whoosh open)

322
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,202
You are all barbarians!

323
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,870
The planet is ours,

324
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,772
and your colonies are
a blatantly hostile incursion!

325
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,273
Ed:
What's going on?

326
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,342
They went from zero to furious
in two seconds.

327
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,777
And that's your justification

328
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,045
for the killing
of innocent civilians?!

329
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,780
What are we supposed to do

330
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,782
when you attack our supply lines
in order to starve us out?!

331
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:54,119
Starvation would be too noble
a death for your kind.

332
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,620
-(Snarls) -Hey! No!
-Ed: Oh, hey, hey, hey, guys!

333
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,955
Guys, guys, relax, okay?

334
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,456
Just take a breath, all right?

335
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,125
I know traveling's a bitch,
but calm down.

336
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,193
We're gonna get you all
to your rooms and squared away.

337
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,864
Bruidians, we have salt water
for bathing in your quarters.

338
00:16:05,866 --> 00:16:08,466
Navarians, we've programmed
our food synthesizers to serve

339
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,035
cavellian spiceroot for dinner.

340
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,203
Thank you, captain.

341
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,972
Very thoughtful.

342
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:17,042
Now, look,
i know you've both agreed

343
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,310
to honor the results
of the archaeological tests,

344
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,313
but that means
one of you loses big.

345
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,182
So here's what I'm proposing.

346
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:27,252
Why don't we meet tomorrow
and just talk,

347
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,354
see if maybe there's a way
for you both

348
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,256
to peacefully share the planet,

349
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:34,759
just so we can say we tried?

350
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,428
(Bruidian ambassador sighs)

351
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,996
Fine.

352
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,697
Agreed.

353
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,033
Look at that. We're making
progress already. Terrific.

354
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,768
All right,
so why don't you guys head

355
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,270
to your rooms,
relax, have a drink?

356
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,505
Uh, minibar's on the house, so

357
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,841
go bananas on those M&M's, huh?

358
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,277
All right.

359
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,256
Okay, so what happened exactly?

360
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:08,126
I don't know.
I went to the lab

361
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,395
to tell him there was
nothing between us anymore,

362
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:14,466
but then
i looked into his eyes, and...

363
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,601
I guess I forgot
how gorgeous he is.

364
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,636
Gorgeous? Really?

365
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,206
Those aqua blue eyes against
that deep blue skin?

366
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,640
Ridiculous.

367
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,477
My mom redid our bathroom
in those colors.

368
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:28,046
-I guess it's nice.
-Chardonnay.

369
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:32,117
He has this magnetism.

370
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:35,553
And then, the next thing I knew,
we're back in my quarters.

371
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,388
-Wow.
-It's just...

372
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,124
(Sighs)
It's hard to explain.

373
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,059
It's like a drug.

374
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,293
Was it like that with ed?

375
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,728
Totally different.

376
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,296
Ed's the kind of guy
you could send out

377
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,265
-for tampons and bagels.
-Hmm.

378
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,300
And he always made me laugh.

379
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,568
That sounds nice.

380
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,571
Yeah, sure, but darulio...

381
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:57,675
It's just this super intense
sexual desire,

382
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,478
and this rush
every time I see him.

383
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,614
He's all I can think about.

384
00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:05,617
So much so that you forgot about
the arrival of the delegates.

385
00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:08,286
Oh, it's fine.
It all worked out.

386
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,789
You know, I think the first time
around with darulio,

387
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,792
all I could think about was
how badly I messed up with ed.

388
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,962
And maybe
i was so busy feeling guilty

389
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,298
that I missed something.

390
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,966
Missed what?

391
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,602
That I'm in love with him.

392
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,970
Darulio's the one.

393
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,372
He's my soul mate.

394
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:31,276
Should I get bangs?

395
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,147
How the hell
could she do this again?

396
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,549
How-how is this happening?

397
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,784
Yeah, it's not ideal,
but, I mean,

398
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,120
it's not like you and Kelly
are still together, so,

399
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,621
-technically, she didn't even...
-No, Gordon.

400
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,723
We're not together
because of that guy, okay?

401
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,458
There is no way to spin this

402
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,494
where her judgment is not
completely off the damn scale.

403
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,895
Okay, well, you know what?

404
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,130
Maybe just focus
on the peace talks, huh?

405
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,464
That's a good distraction,
right?

406
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,333
No. You know what?
I'm firing that guy.

407
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,302
We'll get a new archaeologist.
It'll be a minor delay.

408
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,571
But he is gone.
Darulio is gone.

409
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:05,009
Pack up your crap. You're fired.

410
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,878
What?

411
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,313
You're gone.
Right now.

412
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,581
What you did was
beyond unprofessional.

413
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,516
It's your ship.

414
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,484
I don't want
to cause any trouble.

415
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,220
You don't want any trouble.
That is...

416
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,589
-(Laughing): My god, that is
hilarious. -Well, it's too bad,

417
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,524
because we're really making
some progress here.

418
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,192
You-you want
to see something cool?

419
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,694
Do I want
to see something cool?

420
00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:24,362
Have you heard anything
i just said?

421
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,231
Yes, I heard all of it.

422
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,199
And you're absolutely right
to be angry.

423
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,201
I-i have no excuse,
other than the fact

424
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,736
that I come from a culture

425
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,838
where it is considered rude
to turn down sex.

426
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,441
But if you want to kick me out,
i totally get it.

427
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,209
But I'd love to show you
something first.

428
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:41,246
Come have a look.

429
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,648
(Ed sighs)

430
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,120
What? What am I looking at?

431
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:52,824
Ancient DNA.
Maybe 30,000 years old.

432
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,228
Is it bruidian or navarian?

433
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,464
Incomplete. I need
to do some computer analysis

434
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,566
to see if there are any markers.

435
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,101
Well, how was it preserved?

436
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:04,602
This artifact?

437
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,104
Turns out
it's a birthing bucket.

438
00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:07,872
The DNA was found

439
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,775
in the remnants of placenta
recovered from inside of it.

440
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,477
You're kidding.

441
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,945
We should know whether

442
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:16,414
there are any genetic markers
in 36 hours.

443
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,616
Well, good. Hopefully,
that'll give us some time

444
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,385
to broker some peace.

445
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,120
So, I should just...

446
00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:25,523
Give my notes to the next
archaeologist. Is that cool?

447
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,562
You know, um,
what'd you say, 36 hours?

448
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,965
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.

449
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:37,101
Why don't you just stay,
you know?

450
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,737
I mean, it's... we can work
through this like adults.

451
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,439
For the sake of the peace.

452
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,708
If that's what
you're comfortable with.

453
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:49,480
Do you, um...

454
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,616
Do you maybe want
to get a drink later?

455
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,484
Like, we could meet
in the mess hall, you know.

456
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,019
Something like that.
Just, no-nothing crazy.

457
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,288
-Just-just a drink.
-Just totally cazh?

458
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,623
Yeah, just totally,
whatever, you know.

459
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,792
-8:00?
-Love it.

460
00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:03,261
-Okay.
-Okay.

461
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,698
Groov-ay.
(Laughs)

462
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,800
Why did I...? I don't-- I don't
know why I just said that.

463
00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:12,103
Groov-ay. I...
I've never said that before

464
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,604
in my life.
That's not how I talk.

465
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,872
I don't say those things.
That's...

466
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,874
(Laughs, groans)

467
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,080
-I'll see you there.
-Yeah.

468
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,725
(Door chimes)

469
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,367
Claire?

470
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,135
I got off early today.

471
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,237
Can I come in?

472
00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:49,707
I'm gonna give that a big yes.

473
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,523
So... this is your place.

474
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,959
This is it.
This is where the magic happens.

475
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,596
-What's that?
-Oh, well, that's my bed.

476
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:12,997
Here, I'll show you.

477
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,370
Ah, it's nice
just to be able to spread out

478
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:22,173
at the end of a long shift.

479
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,008
(Giggles) Tickles.

480
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:27,678
And what is this?

481
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,548
-Is this you and your mom?
-Kind of.

482
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,682
My species reproduces
by mitosis.

483
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,718
That used to be my mom,

484
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,720
but now it's me and my brother.

485
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,455
He got the looks, obviously.

486
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:38,790
Yaphit.

487
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:39,991
Yeah?

488
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,761
Do you want to kiss me?

489
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,363
What? I, uh...

490
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:46,864
Yeah, totally.

491
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,800
I'd like that a lot.

492
00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:02,914
Oh.

493
00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:05,049
What, uh...

494
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,084
What made you change your mind?

495
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:08,419
Forget about that.

496
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,254
Where do we go from here?

497
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,590
Want to go for a swim?

498
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:15,359
(Inhales)

499
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:21,799
-(Door chimes)
-Come in.

500
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:24,235
Hi. What's up?

501
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:26,671
Oh, hey. Glad you're here.
I want to show you something.

502
00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:29,507
Hey, how did it go with darulio?
Did you send him packing?

503
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:32,410
Oh, you know, it turns out
he's almost done with his work,

504
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:35,012
so I just figured might as well
leave it, you know?

505
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:37,448
Really? I mean,
y-you seemed pretty pissed.

506
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,916
Yeah, you know,
we got to talking,

507
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,152
and it turns out
he's a pretty cool guy.

508
00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:42,987
Like, really cool, actually.

509
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,922
We're having drinks
in a half hour.

510
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,658
You're... meeting for drinks.

511
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,993
Yeah. I mean, it's just...

512
00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:50,795
Just drinks, you know.
It's no big deal.

513
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:53,164
It's not like we're getting
married or anything. (Laughs)

514
00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:54,532
What?

515
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,367
-Check this out.
-Wait,

516
00:23:56,369 --> 00:23:58,135
are-aren't you supposed
to be mediating the peace talks?

517
00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:59,437
What do you think?

518
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,105
You're gonna wear that
to drinks?

519
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,140
-You hate it.
-Very much so, yes.

520
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,443
God, you know, I just... I want
to show some personal style.

521
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,778
You know?
Darulio has such great style,

522
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:11,315
and I just want to step up
to that level.

523
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,885
You seem like
you're really into him.

524
00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:15,253
Not into him.

525
00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:18,723
Okay.

526
00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:20,157
But, it's like, what if I was?

527
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:21,726
You know, what if I was?
Why couldn't I be?

528
00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,160
Hey, you can be
whatever you want, man.

529
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:24,295
I just want you to be happy.

530
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:25,463
I just didn't know you were...

531
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,231
I'm not into him, okay?

532
00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,066
But it's like,
why do we have to be so rigid?

533
00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,635
You know, why do we have to have
all these rules

534
00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,236
and labels and things?

535
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,238
It's like, why-why do we have
to put people in boxes?

536
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,974
You know?
Why-why even call a box a box?

537
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,477
I think it's just easier
to have words.

538
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,178
Easier for who? Not the box.

539
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,047
Maybe the box
wants to do its own thing.

540
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,615
You ever think of that?

541
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,418
Okay, I'm-I'm confused.

542
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:49,253
Do you want to bang darulio?

543
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:52,323
Bang, be banged, but why you
so hung up on labels, man?

544
00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:53,824
You know what?
You're the problem.

545
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,593
You are the problem.

546
00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:57,495
You know what, instead
of frantically labeling people

547
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,830
all day long, why don't you
take a look in the mirror? Huh?

548
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,098
Do that for a change.

549
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,700
God, you should be happy for me.

550
00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,502
I don't... wait.
What time is it? Oh, my god.

551
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:06,237
I'm late.
Listen, you gonna be up later?

552
00:25:06,239 --> 00:25:08,005
'Cause I'm gonna give you
a call. All right?

553
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,707
Talk to you soon.

554
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:13,044
(Door whooshes open and shut)

555
00:25:13,046 --> 00:25:14,845
I'm telling you,
she's acting really weird.

556
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,581
It's like
she's not even herself.

557
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,182
Could be drugs.

558
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:21,118
-Our first officer
is not on drugs. -Uh, wake up.

559
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,588
This whole ship's on drugs.

560
00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:25,923
Excuse me. I would like to know

561
00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,592
when we can expect the results

562
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:29,093
of the tests on the artifact.

563
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,294
They should be available soon.

564
00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:32,196
Neither your captain
nor your first officer

565
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,898
have responded to my messages.

566
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,100
Is it your custom
to ignore your guests?

567
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,135
There's captain Mercer now.

568
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:39,670
I'm sure he can give you
any updates you may need.

569
00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:44,709
Captain, I have been trying
to reach you for two hours.

570
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,410
My people are becoming restless.

571
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:47,945
Look, just hang tight.
We'll have some info soon.

572
00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:49,780
The bruidians
are openly hostile to us.

573
00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:51,816
We do not wish to remain
on the same vessel with them

574
00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:53,250
-any longer than we must.
-Look, just relax.

575
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,486
Okay? We'll have
this whole thing sorted out

576
00:25:55,488 --> 00:25:58,356
-in no time. Excuse me.
-(Stammers)

577
00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:02,727
Hey.

578
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:05,763
Hmm. So, I'm standing

579
00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:07,264
-in this huge line
for the bathroom... -Hey there.

580
00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:09,166
Hey. Have a seat.
Kelly's just in the middle

581
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:11,102
-of telling a story.
-Oh.

582
00:26:11,104 --> 00:26:14,071
-Great.
-Anyway,

583
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:15,773
so I overhear

584
00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:18,075
my interspecies diplomacy
professor bragging

585
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,610
to a bunch of people
about how he thought I wanted

586
00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:22,079
-to hook up with him, and...
-With professor fincher?

587
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,948
-Yes! The same.
-What?

588
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:25,282
Such a scumbag, right?

589
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:26,784
-So, then I walk up to him....
-Yeah, yeah.

590
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,919
You pushed him in the pool. She
pushed him in the pool. Revenge!

591
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:29,954
Girl power! Yay! Oh, my god.

592
00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:31,288
I've heard this story,
like, a thousand times.

593
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:32,957
So, how was the rest
of your day?

594
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:34,625
Ed, what are you doing here?

595
00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:36,594
Darulio and I made plans
to have a drink,

596
00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:38,029
so that's starting now.

597
00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:40,264
Our drink plan.

598
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:43,200
-Well, why don't we just all
have a drink, then? -Sure.

599
00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:45,436
Well, actually, we had some
stuff that we wanted to discuss.

600
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:47,038
Um... oh, by the way,

601
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,773
the navarians are getting
kind of cranky over there.

602
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:50,441
Maybe you could go distract them
with your breasts.

603
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:51,776
You know what,
I'm gonna grab us a drink.

604
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,678
-Everybody want a round?
-Sure.

605
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,846
I'll have what you're having.

606
00:26:57,849 --> 00:26:59,316
What are you doing?
Are you messing with me?

607
00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:00,484
Is this punishment?

608
00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:02,486
Wow, what a narcissist you are.

609
00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:04,522
No, this is not punishment.

610
00:27:04,524 --> 00:27:05,956
I happen to think
he's a cool guy.

611
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,359
You think he's a cool guy?

612
00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:09,527
Yeah, that's what I said.

613
00:27:09,529 --> 00:27:12,463
Are you wearing Cologne?

614
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,131
So?

615
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:15,533
Did you pluck your eyebrows?

616
00:27:15,535 --> 00:27:17,468
No.

617
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,003
Oh, I know these moves.

618
00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:20,838
These are your stupid moves.
You used them on me.

619
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,139
What are you talking about?

620
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,374
The accidental hand touching?

621
00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:25,176
The excessive grooming?

622
00:27:25,178 --> 00:27:27,712
I hate to break it to you,
but you're not his type.

623
00:27:27,714 --> 00:27:29,313
Well, we'll just see
about that, won't we?

624
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,681
Oh, this is gonna be so sad.

625
00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:31,749
Yeah, maybe for you.

626
00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:33,317
-Hey, hey.
-Hey.

627
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,920
-Here you go.
Let's have a toast. -Ah.

628
00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:38,089
To old friends.

629
00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:40,124
To new beginnings.

630
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,432
Commander,
the bruidians are asking

631
00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:49,600
to speak with the bridge.

632
00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:50,634
Put them through.

633
00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,437
Good day, ambassador.

634
00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:55,940
I trust you slept well
last night.

635
00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:57,942
Where is the captain?

636
00:27:57,944 --> 00:27:59,677
I am lieutenant commander
bortus.

637
00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:00,878
Captain Mercer is attending

638
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,847
-to other matters.
-We have reason to believe

639
00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:05,583
that the navarians are exerting
an influence over the test,

640
00:28:05,585 --> 00:28:07,551
and I have not been able
to reach captain Mercer

641
00:28:07,553 --> 00:28:09,186
or commander Grayson.

642
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:12,223
I assure you, no one
is getting special treatment.

643
00:28:12,225 --> 00:28:15,426
I want to speak
to captain Mercer.

644
00:28:15,428 --> 00:28:17,428
I will look into the matter
and contact you soon.

645
00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:18,763
Bridge out.

646
00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:21,265
Where are the captain
and the commander?

647
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,400
The last time I saw them,
they were in the mess hall.

648
00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:25,436
But, sir...

649
00:28:25,438 --> 00:28:28,038
The commander's
been acting very weird lately.

650
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,140
Weird?

651
00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:32,977
Well, she's, like,
obsessed with darulio.

652
00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:34,245
-It's all she talks about.
-You know,

653
00:28:34,247 --> 00:28:35,646
Ed's been acting really strange

654
00:28:35,648 --> 00:28:37,081
with darulio, too.

655
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,750
He seems... kind of into him.

656
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:42,319
What do you mean "into him"?

657
00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:43,921
I mean, into him.

658
00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:45,589
Your statement is confusing.

659
00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:48,926
Has the captain entered
Mr. darulio in some fashion?

660
00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:50,427
Not yet.

661
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,730
Marcus, Ty.

662
00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:54,298
What are you guys doing
on the bridge?

663
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,233
My mom's been locked
in her office for hours,

664
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,536
and she won't answer the door.

665
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,709
(Door chimes)

666
00:29:06,778 --> 00:29:09,313
Claire, are you in there?

667
00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:18,189
Oh, my god!

668
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:24,495
(Sighs)

669
00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:37,274
(Breathing heavily)

670
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:40,110
All right.
Now, what can I do for you?

671
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,213
What the hell
did I just walk in on?

672
00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:44,315
Yeah, you're lucky
I'm so easygoing.

673
00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:46,951
There's a little thing
called privacy, you know.

674
00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:49,653
Claire, we are in sickbay.

675
00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:50,821
And you were just doing

676
00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:52,623
I don't know what with yaphit.

677
00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:54,058
You hate yaphit!

678
00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:56,293
Alara, I just never gave him
a chance.

679
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,828
But when I finally

680
00:29:57,830 --> 00:30:00,297
allowed myself to take down
my walls, I realized

681
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,566
what an idiot I've been.

682
00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,301
Yaphit and I are soul mates.

683
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,970
We're going to get married.

684
00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,805
Yeah, a lot of soul mates
around here lately.

685
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:09,340
My god!

686
00:30:09,342 --> 00:30:10,808
You should be happy for me.

687
00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:12,243
I'm in love.

688
00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:13,510
(Over comm):
Bortus to lieutenant kitan.

689
00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:16,146
Hang on.
Just... stay right there.

690
00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:20,150
(Sighs) Go ahead.

691
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,752
The bruidians and the navarians
are both threatening

692
00:30:21,754 --> 00:30:23,254
to withdraw from the agreement

693
00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:26,156
-and to settle their conflict
in battle. -Oh, great.

694
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,992
The computer shows
the captain and the commander

695
00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:30,060
near science lab 1,
but they are not responding.

696
00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:32,229
I'm on my way there.
Tell the delegates to stand by.

697
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:33,597
Are you all done in there?

698
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:35,099
I want to go for round two.

699
00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:36,500
Yaphit, listen to me.

700
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,235
You are not to have any contact
with Claire

701
00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:39,670
until I figure out
what's going on.

702
00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:41,071
-Understand?
-Hey, man,

703
00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:43,173
the jelly wants
what the jelly wants.

704
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,942
Not today.
I am giving you a direct order.

705
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:46,944
Go back to your quarters,
and do not answer the door.

706
00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:48,445
Wait, wh-why?

707
00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:51,415
Because I said so!

708
00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:55,586
You have beautiful hands.

709
00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:58,122
Thank you. Well, based on

710
00:30:58,124 --> 00:30:59,356
the computer's progress,

711
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,025
we should have our answers
very shortly.

712
00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:02,293
(Sighs) You're a genius.

713
00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:04,061
(Door whooshes open)

714
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:06,697
Hey, dar. Hey, listen,

715
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:08,399
I know
it's your last night here,

716
00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:10,234
and since you have to work late,

717
00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:11,602
I made us a little dinner.

718
00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:13,304
Some sandwiches. Banana bread.

719
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:15,306
-Bottle of rosé.
-That is so sweet.

720
00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:16,807
Oh, it's just like the dinner
i made for you

721
00:31:16,809 --> 00:31:18,442
when you were studying
for your officer's exam.

722
00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:20,477
This isn't your dry-ass
banana bread, Kelly.

723
00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:22,046
This is my own recipe.

724
00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:23,547
I thought maybe we could have
a little picnic,

725
00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:24,815
just you and me.

726
00:31:24,817 --> 00:31:26,283
Oh, sounds great.

727
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:28,786
But i-i thought
we were gonna watch a movie.

728
00:31:28,788 --> 00:31:32,089
Oh. W-well,
ed was being so thoughtful,

729
00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:34,391
and I'd hate for all
that good food to go to waste.

730
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,126
Okay.

731
00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:37,661
(Door whooshes open)

732
00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:39,396
Commander, the delegates
are at the boiling point.

733
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:40,931
I really think now's the time
for that mediation.

734
00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:42,733
Oh, they've been squawkin'
since they got here.

735
00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:44,668
-They'll be fine.
-Sir.

736
00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:46,136
I really think it's important.

737
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:48,105
Besides, I need to talk
to darulio, anyway.

738
00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:50,341
There's been a technical issue
with his security clearance.

739
00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:52,276
It's fine. We'll go.

740
00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:54,278
Ed didn't have
any other plans, anyway.

741
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,546
All right, fine.

742
00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,850
-Dinner in my quarters after?
-Deal.

743
00:31:59,852 --> 00:32:02,219
Yes!

744
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:04,788
Alara to Isaac.

745
00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:06,357
Do me a favor
and escort the delegates

746
00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:07,591
to the conference room.

747
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:08,692
Isaac (Over comm):
Yes, lieutenant.

748
00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:10,527
Okay, what the hell's
going on here?

749
00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:12,296
What are you talking about?

750
00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:13,697
I want to know what you're doing

751
00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:16,100
to the captain,
the commander and Dr. Finn.

752
00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,769
They're all acting like
insane teenagers, and it started

753
00:32:18,771 --> 00:32:21,138
when you came on board. Talk.

754
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:24,441
Okay, you got me.

755
00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:26,944
Once a year, members
of my species go through heat.

756
00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:28,345
We release a pheromone

757
00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:31,281
though our skin
to help us attract mates.

758
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,383
It's transferred through touch.

759
00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:33,784
I didn't mean to affect ed

760
00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:35,552
and Kelly,
but it probably happened

761
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:37,521
when we shook hands
in the shuttle bay.

762
00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:38,789
And now they're both
in artificial,

763
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,124
crippling love with you.

764
00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:41,358
Oh, there's nothing artificial
about it.

765
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,960
They're experiencing feelings.

766
00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:44,361
Chemically induced feelings,

767
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:46,230
I Grant you,
but feelings nonetheless.

768
00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,966
And what about Claire?
Why is she all into yaphit?

769
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:52,036
I tripped over yaphit
in the corridor.

770
00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:55,539
His gelatinous membrane must
have absorbed my pheromones,

771
00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:57,374
and then he transferred them
to the doctor somehow.

772
00:32:57,376 --> 00:33:00,144
He was bringing her flowers.

773
00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:02,479
A gelatinous life-form as
a retepsian pheromonal carrier.

774
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,181
(Laughs) Could you believe it?

775
00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:06,316
Oh, so this is all just
a big joke to you.

776
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,484
Look, it's harmless.

777
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,153
The worst thing that happens...

778
00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:10,421
We all have great sex.

779
00:33:10,423 --> 00:33:11,488
It'll pass.

780
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,257
-When?
-A few days.

781
00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:15,859
You do realize that if
the bruidians and the navarians

782
00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:17,928
go to war, it's all your fault.

783
00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:20,431
Girlfriend, you are making
way too big a deal of this.

784
00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:21,832
We're going to sickbay. Now.

785
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,338
-You're a snake.
-Hey, it's not my fault

786
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,174
-darulio likes me better
than you. -That's because

787
00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:32,009
he doesn't know what a piece
of crap you really are.

788
00:33:32,011 --> 00:33:34,344
-(Beeps) -(Bobby goldsboro's
"the straight life" playing)

789
00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:40,451
♪ Sometimes I imagine myself ♪

790
00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:43,854
you know, there really is
some justice in all this.

791
00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:46,590
I wind up with the guy
who you cheated with

792
00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,692
-during our marriage. -Yeah,
and when he finds out what

793
00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:51,462
a terrible decision he's made,
he'll jump ship just like I did.

794
00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:53,464
You can't hurt me right now.
You cannot hurt me.

795
00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:55,933
I'm way too happy.
And you may as well

796
00:33:55,935 --> 00:33:57,935
be happy for me, instead
of acting like a total bitch.

797
00:33:57,937 --> 00:34:01,972
♪ Sometimes my thoughts
may find me in Mexico ♪

798
00:34:01,974 --> 00:34:04,808
♪ drinking Tequila,
going out of my mind ♪

799
00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:08,645
♪ having a ball
on a couple of Bob ♪

800
00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:12,082
hey. I got 'em
to put the music in.

801
00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:14,251
♪ Leaving the straight life
behind ♪

802
00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:16,053
if there's any songs
you guys want to...

803
00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:17,554
I'm sorry,
but do you just ride up and down

804
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:18,889
the freakin' elevator all day?!

805
00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:21,425
Is that your freakin' job?!

806
00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:24,161
♪ She comes to me softly
with crackers and beer ♪

807
00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:25,996
-you're all good, man.
-♪ winking and blinking ♪

808
00:34:25,998 --> 00:34:27,030
♪ and blowing... ♪

809
00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:30,000
sorry to keep you guys waiting.

810
00:34:30,002 --> 00:34:32,669
(Sighs)
So, lots to catch up on, huh?

811
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:35,339
-What's the latest? -That is
what we would like to know.

812
00:34:35,341 --> 00:34:38,275
Where are the results
of the test on the artifact?

813
00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:39,510
They'll be ready soon.
Just be patient.

814
00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:41,512
We have been patient enough!

815
00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:44,081
You have ignored our inquiries
since we came aboard!

816
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:47,618
The navarian claim to lopovius
must be cemented!

817
00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:49,620
Over our bloodied corpses.

818
00:34:49,622 --> 00:34:51,822
We shall be happy
to accommodate.

819
00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:54,424
We will make it
our prime objective to wipe out

820
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:57,995
your entire world, down
to the last living creature.

821
00:34:57,997 --> 00:34:59,463
You know what, I'm sorry,
i have to interrupt here

822
00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:02,466
for a second, because I cannot
hold this in any longer.

823
00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:05,135
I have met the most amazing guy.

824
00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:07,838
And you know
how when you meet someone,

825
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,439
you just have to share it
with the whole world...

826
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,442
Enough!
This mediation is a sham!

827
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:15,779
You can expect the arrival
of the bruidian fleet.

828
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:18,715
It will be met
with a superior force.

829
00:35:19,717 --> 00:35:22,553
Well, I got a date.

830
00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:31,795
Well, that's it.

831
00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:34,464
Nothing at all
in the union medical database.

832
00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:37,334
It would appear so. Thank you
for your help, nurse park.

833
00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:39,136
Guys, I'm telling ya,
it wears off.

834
00:35:39,138 --> 00:35:40,304
You're dismissed.

835
00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:42,472
And confined to quarters
until further notice.

836
00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:45,175
(Chuckles) You guys are being
so silly about this...

837
00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:48,679
-You can walk or I can carry
you. -All right, I'm going.

838
00:35:48,681 --> 00:35:50,681
Isaac to bridge.

839
00:35:50,683 --> 00:35:53,917
We have analyzed a sample
of Mr. darulio's pheromone,

840
00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:56,420
and there appears
to be no known antidote.

841
00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:58,889
-Acknowledged. -John:
Commander, we got company.

842
00:35:58,891 --> 00:36:01,091
Bruidian warships,
7,000 kilometers and closing.

843
00:36:01,093 --> 00:36:03,193
Looks like their entire fleet.

844
00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:04,328
Magnify image.

845
00:36:07,398 --> 00:36:09,600
Scanners are showing
a second fleet farther out.

846
00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:10,934
Also headed our way.

847
00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:13,570
-The navarians.
-Looks like it.

848
00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:14,504
Raise deflectors.

849
00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:18,642
♪ ♪

850
00:36:29,454 --> 00:36:32,189
♪ ♪

851
00:36:33,891 --> 00:36:35,559
oh, man, this is not good.

852
00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:37,694
Isaac, where is the captain?!

853
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:40,597
Internal scan shows
he is in his quarters.

854
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:41,598
Bortus to captain Mercer.

855
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,234
(Over comm):
Bridge to captain Mercer.

856
00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:46,103
-Please respond.
-(Whispers): Don't answer,

857
00:36:46,105 --> 00:36:49,206
don't answer,
I'm not here, I'm not here.

858
00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:51,575
-♪ And it's too late, baby ♪
-bridge to commander Grayson.

859
00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:53,644
♪ Now it's too late ♪

860
00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:56,113
-bridge to commander Grayson.
-♪ though we really did ♪

861
00:36:56,115 --> 00:36:59,383
♪ try to make it. ♪

862
00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:03,287
those fleets are about
to destroy each other.

863
00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:06,757
I love your big blue head.

864
00:37:06,759 --> 00:37:09,426
But shouldn't you be
on the bridge?

865
00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:12,296
Ugh. I'm always on the bridge.

866
00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:13,964
This is where
i want to be right now.

867
00:37:13,966 --> 00:37:16,933
But you're the captain.

868
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:19,069
And there's a war
starting out there.

869
00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:21,271
The only thing
I'm captain of right now

870
00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:23,607
is your taut physique.

871
00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:25,208
Now get over here.

872
00:37:29,947 --> 00:37:32,949
Here they are, commander.

873
00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:34,951
Order your fleets
to stand down immediately.

874
00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:36,853
My fleet will stand down

875
00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:38,922
when the last enemy ship
is destroyed.

876
00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:40,957
For once, I'm in agreement.

877
00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:43,460
Your union has been entirely
useless in this affair.

878
00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:45,629
We will handle it
ourselves from here.

879
00:37:45,631 --> 00:37:48,699
We cannot afford
to have this conflict escalate.

880
00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:50,267
Stand down.

881
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:56,940
Lieutenant, confiscate
their communication devices

882
00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:59,676
-and confine them to quarters.
-Aye, sir.

883
00:38:02,847 --> 00:38:05,482
Sir, it may be possible
to reconfigure

884
00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:07,284
and extend our deflectors
to create

885
00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:09,619
a partial barrier
between the two fleets.

886
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:12,122
That would buy us some time.
Contact engineering.

887
00:38:12,124 --> 00:38:13,957
Isaac to chief Newton.

888
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,359
How much time would be required

889
00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:17,361
to configure the deflectors

890
00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:19,129
to the following specifications?

891
00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:21,331
I can do it fast,
but only with yaphit.

892
00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:23,834
He's the only one who can get
to those conduits quick enough.

893
00:38:23,836 --> 00:38:26,636
Lieutenant yaphit,
report to engineering.

894
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,638
Yaphit (Over comm):
On my way, sir.

895
00:38:31,008 --> 00:38:32,843
Mr. darulio.

896
00:38:32,845 --> 00:38:36,646
I know, I'm under house arrest,
but please just hear me out.

897
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,982
There may be a way
that I can help.

898
00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:50,093
Where are you going?

899
00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:51,428
Claire! I'm, uh,

900
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:52,763
I'm on my way to engineering.

901
00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:54,765
What are you doing
with that weapon?

902
00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:56,700
Why haven't you called me?

903
00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:59,503
I've left you, like,
900 messages.

904
00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:01,037
Um, yeah, well, I was told...

905
00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:04,274
What, you just want
to slime all over me

906
00:39:04,276 --> 00:39:06,076
and then kick me to the curb?

907
00:39:06,078 --> 00:39:07,677
Why haven't you called me back?

908
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,279
Claire, i-i really
have to get to...

909
00:39:09,281 --> 00:39:11,081
Answer the question.

910
00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:24,528
Isaac: Sir, the fleets
have opened fire on each other.

911
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,029
Chief Newton,

912
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:28,231
what is the status
of the deflectors?

913
00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:29,800
Sir, we're still
waiting on yaphit.

914
00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:31,435
He never made it to engineering.

915
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,114
Commander, permission
to open a wide-band channel

916
00:39:44,116 --> 00:39:45,615
to both fleets.

917
00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:47,217
Lieutenant?

918
00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:49,186
Trust me.

919
00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,062
Do it.

920
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,967
You're on, guys.

921
00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:06,336
Bruidian fleet, stand down

922
00:40:06,338 --> 00:40:08,071
and return to the home planet.

923
00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:10,907
Navarian fleet,
stand down as well.

924
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,009
I've reached an agreement

925
00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:14,911
with the bruidian ambassador.

926
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,613
An agreement?

927
00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:18,648
Come on, you can
tell them the truth.

928
00:40:18,650 --> 00:40:20,317
Well, I...

929
00:40:20,319 --> 00:40:24,187
I don't want them to know
before my parents know.

930
00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:26,490
Oh, my god.

931
00:40:26,492 --> 00:40:28,525
You're going to make me cry.

932
00:40:38,202 --> 00:40:40,804
Gordon: Sir, both fleets
have disengaged.

933
00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:42,105
They're heading away.

934
00:40:55,486 --> 00:40:57,954
Well, everything
looks good, captain.

935
00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,456
How you feeling?

936
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,224
Uh, I'm fine.

937
00:41:01,226 --> 00:41:02,959
Little weirded out,
but otherwise fine.

938
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,294
How about you?

939
00:41:04,296 --> 00:41:05,896
Same.

940
00:41:05,898 --> 00:41:07,564
I'm not looking forward
to seeing yaphit again,

941
00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:10,166
-i can tell you that much.
-Yeah.

942
00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:12,402
Nurse park, I'm putting
a special commendation

943
00:41:12,404 --> 00:41:13,803
on your record.

944
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,138
The medical computer
did the work, sir.

945
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:16,973
I-it was just
a souped-up version

946
00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:19,843
of Mr. darulio's pheromone.
All we had to do was embed it

947
00:41:19,845 --> 00:41:21,845
in the bruidian's sweat glands,
and it was love at first sight.

948
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,813
The only hard part was getting
them to shake hands.

949
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:26,316
All right, I think
you're cleared for duty.

950
00:41:26,318 --> 00:41:28,318
Thanks, doc.

951
00:41:29,887 --> 00:41:31,588
(Door chimes)

952
00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:33,089
Come in.

953
00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:38,295
(Ed sighs)

954
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,166
Listen, I...

955
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:45,936
Can we just not talk about it?
Ever?

956
00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:47,771
You know, I was gonna
ask you the same thing,

957
00:41:47,773 --> 00:41:49,739
but I was afraid
I'd sound like a dick.

958
00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,608
You don't.

959
00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:53,777
Well, even so...

960
00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:55,779
I'm sorry.

961
00:41:57,281 --> 00:41:59,616
Well, we have a more immediate
problem anyway.

962
00:41:59,618 --> 00:42:01,952
What happens
when the pheromone wears off?

963
00:42:01,954 --> 00:42:04,020
The ambassadors are in love now,
but in a few days

964
00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:06,056
they'll remember
they hate each other again.

965
00:42:06,058 --> 00:42:07,891
Not necessarily.

966
00:42:07,893 --> 00:42:10,026
I just finished my analysis.

967
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,728
It turns out the DNA
in the artifact

968
00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:14,230
is both bruidian and navarian.

969
00:42:14,232 --> 00:42:15,632
They have a common ancestor.

970
00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:17,867
They both have a claim
to lopovius.

971
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,569
They'll have to share it.

972
00:42:19,571 --> 00:42:22,038
Well, that makes things
a lot easier.

973
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,241
Yes.

974
00:42:25,243 --> 00:42:26,443
Can I just say

975
00:42:26,445 --> 00:42:28,612
-that I feel kind of...
-Darulio.

976
00:42:28,614 --> 00:42:30,480
Thank you for your report.

977
00:42:30,482 --> 00:42:31,915
The Olympia has just arrived,

978
00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:33,383
and there's a shuttle
waiting for you.

979
00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:37,654
Okay.

980
00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:39,689
Darulio, wait.

981
00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:45,962
A year ago, when we met...

982
00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:47,564
Were you in heat then?

983
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,036
Maybe.

984
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,522
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